Boom or Bust: Miami

1. Your home also functions as an observatory deck (for thinkers)
2. You see the sunrise (for inspiration)
3. You see the sunset (for relaxation)
4. Forget the Weather Channel. You see the weather coming (for weather buffs)
5. Noise pollution is reduced to wind and rogue pigeons (for tranquility)
6. At night, the city is a sea of lights (for more relaxation)
7. Your view is a traffic report (for getting “there” faster)
8. You become immune to ear popping (for anybody who hates that shit)
9. Your building appears on postcards, movies, and T.V. (for enlarged egos)
10. With the right telescope you can spy on the city dwellers below (for voyeurs)
11. Ordinary weather doesn’t apply to you (for weather buffs)
12. In the winter, it’s colder (for Eskimos, like me)
13. In the summer, it’s cooler (for God’s sake)
14. When it’s breezy, it’s windy (For kicks)
15. When it rains, it pours (for blockbuster nights and sound sleep)